The Cheesiest Chat Up Lines, Revealed!

Love them or hate them, a cheesy chat up line can be a great icebreaker. Ahead of Valentine’s Day this Sunday, online greetings card marketplace thortful.com revealed the cheesiest chat-up lines – as voted for by the nation.

Having analysed the entries and votes, we can reveal that the cheesiest chat-up line of all, is (doo doo doo dooo)… “If you were a fruit you’d be a fineapple.”

If that one doesn’t have the desired effect, you can take your pick from the rest of the top ten below!

1. If you were a fruit you’d be a fineapple.

2. You are hotter than the bottom of my laptop.

3. Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.

4. I’d like to take you to the movies, but they don’t let you bring in your own snacks.

5. It’s handy that I have my library card because I’m totally checking you out.

6. Do you work at Subway? ‘Cause you just gave me a foot-long.

7. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

8. I’m looking for treasure – can I have a look around your chest?

9. Do you like raisins? Well how about a date then?

10. I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

To view the full index, go to: https://thortful.com/cheesy-chat-up-lines

 

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